1.) "The first show of the season will be a non-Equity production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat...and finally, we will end the season with Peter Pan: the Musical."
2.) "You are apparently the one here most likely to be a bisexual prison warden."
3.) "Lets put the Women's Auxillary Fashion Show at the strip club."
4.) "We can't pay for college because you made us get you braces."
5.) "I can't not smoke when I'm around you...every cigarette you smoke looks like it is better than the last one you smoked..."
6.) "No."
7.) (oddly, from someone I was not dating) "You are kind of dirty. That's what's fun about dating you."
8.) "You aren't as pretty or as graceful or well mannered or smart as Mary Kay, but that's part of your charm."
9.) (Apply serbian accent) "That was shit. Never do it again. We go get coffee."
10.) "You are a combination of 'Win' and 'Awesome.'"
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