1.) If I were given the choice of being plucked to death by birds or being locked in a house with Bjork and Vincent D’Onofrio - I would honestly be torn about which was the most horrifying.
2.) When you are a woman in your early 30s and you tell people you don’t want children, they seem to think you are kidding. Or lying to yourself.
3.) I like black.
4.) And cupcakes.
5.) And fishnet stockings.
6.) I hope that when I am old, I have awesome flannel pajamas. And a porch for dancin’.
7.) I’m not entirely sure that ALL of the seven holy virtues are a good idea. Just generally speaking – I’m thinking at least one or two should come off of the list.
8.) If I was Dale Chihuly I would blow a set of glass eyes to match my various outfits.
9.) The genetic lottery can be a bitch some days.
10.) When adulthood is not awesome, it can be a real pain in the ass.
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Plucked to death by birds. I heard Bjork attempt to sing in the Royal Opera House, once. Definitely the birds.
And the fishnet stockings, I go for them too.
How does one recover from hearing such a terrible thing? Are your ears still bleeding?
Yikes.
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