You know - somedays you are just feeling east coast and BIG HAIR.
Good morning to you.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Hmmm - How about ...Things that are COLD
First off - let's go with ME - I'm a cold and evil woman for not posting JOY.
Monday was President's day. I was busy celebrating because no matter what happens, George Bush will not be president next year.
Or I was taking a nap.
Or I was learning how to raise glittery unicorns.
Or I was busy recovering from the abject embarrassment of having one manhattan too many the night before and for the first time ever - totally losing my balance and FALLING into a nice man that I was flirting with. (For the grammarpants among you - the nice man with whom I was flirting)
Or I was in astronaut training.
I'll let you guess which of the above is true, and which is a lie.
That said - It's zero degrees in Chicago! Let's talk about stuff that's cold...shall we?
1.) Girls in middle school (U-G-L-Y you ain't got no ALIBI you're UGLY, oh my god your UGLY)
2.) A nice manhattan
3.) The tiny bottom of Rosemary's baby(cute but eeeeeeevil)
4.) Gold. If you change a letter.
5.) Iceman (the Val Kilmer version - not the one that cometh)
6.) The Dairy Queen Dipcone!
7.) My cute little tootsies in the FREAKING COLD WEATHER.
8.) Catholicism
9.) Bill O'Reilly (well- he's just an asshole - but I'm considering that cold. Not like Tim Russert - who is a warm fuzzy teddybear and I heart him)
10.) CHICAGO. Ow.
Monday was President's day. I was busy celebrating because no matter what happens, George Bush will not be president next year.
Or I was taking a nap.
Or I was learning how to raise glittery unicorns.
Or I was busy recovering from the abject embarrassment of having one manhattan too many the night before and for the first time ever - totally losing my balance and FALLING into a nice man that I was flirting with. (For the grammarpants among you - the nice man with whom I was flirting)
Or I was in astronaut training.
I'll let you guess which of the above is true, and which is a lie.
That said - It's zero degrees in Chicago! Let's talk about stuff that's cold...shall we?
1.) Girls in middle school (U-G-L-Y you ain't got no ALIBI you're UGLY, oh my god your UGLY)
2.) A nice manhattan
3.) The tiny bottom of Rosemary's baby(cute but eeeeeeevil)
4.) Gold. If you change a letter.
5.) Iceman (the Val Kilmer version - not the one that cometh)
6.) The Dairy Queen Dipcone!
7.) My cute little tootsies in the FREAKING COLD WEATHER.
8.) Catholicism
9.) Bill O'Reilly (well- he's just an asshole - but I'm considering that cold. Not like Tim Russert - who is a warm fuzzy teddybear and I heart him)
10.) CHICAGO. Ow.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
OOOh - Beethoven off!
So - Inspired by this little video from by Chert(impossible to spell)k over at Nobody's Friend, I thought that I would bring you this...
JOY for Tuesday? Perhaps....
Cartoon love for the week at hand? Maybe...
Musical theatre making a mockery out of something revered? Possibly...
Eye of the beholder...blah blah blah.
Enjoy!
JOY for Tuesday? Perhaps....
Cartoon love for the week at hand? Maybe...
Musical theatre making a mockery out of something revered? Possibly...
Eye of the beholder...blah blah blah.
Enjoy!
Sunday, February 10, 2008
It's Sunday. Ow.
Hello All! I had at least two inspiring and thoughtful ideas on which to write today. I however forgot that at 34 years old, my body doesn't take too kindly to drinking until 3:30am. SO - At some point this week, I will have something possibly interesting (or not - you be the judge - judging is fun!) to say. Hell - feel free to send in requests or questions that you would like an answer to. Perhaps I will take the time to address your needs and wants. Maybe not. Isn't the suspense killing you?
Today - nothing of depth is coming from me. Here is a list of ten things, of no depth whatsoever, that I would say to you if you were in my apartment RIGHT NOW.
1.) Would you like some water?
2.) Yes - it in fact IS 95 degrees in here, even though it is 0 degrees outside.
3.) This is my cat. I am no longer in charge and I apologize in advance for the awesomeness of her belligerence.
4.) Why, I'd be DELIGHTED to let you do my laundry - thank you so much.
5.) You look great! And smell vaguely of debauchery!
6.) Would you like some jerky?
7.) Dinner is in the dinner cooking machine. (I actually just said this. Should give you some sense as to where my head is.)
8.) Hey! Have you tried the Belief-o-matic? You totally should! I'm a neo-pagan, according to this. Pretty dead on. More dead on is my incompatibility with Catholicism. Good thing I gave it up for lent in 1990)
9.) Are you sure that I can't offer you anything?
10.) Yes - that is a copy of the autobiography of Lee Iacocca. No - it is not mine.
Today - nothing of depth is coming from me. Here is a list of ten things, of no depth whatsoever, that I would say to you if you were in my apartment RIGHT NOW.
1.) Would you like some water?
2.) Yes - it in fact IS 95 degrees in here, even though it is 0 degrees outside.
3.) This is my cat. I am no longer in charge and I apologize in advance for the awesomeness of her belligerence.
4.) Why, I'd be DELIGHTED to let you do my laundry - thank you so much.
5.) You look great! And smell vaguely of debauchery!
6.) Would you like some jerky?
7.) Dinner is in the dinner cooking machine. (I actually just said this. Should give you some sense as to where my head is.)
8.) Hey! Have you tried the Belief-o-matic? You totally should! I'm a neo-pagan, according to this. Pretty dead on. More dead on is my incompatibility with Catholicism. Good thing I gave it up for lent in 1990)
9.) Are you sure that I can't offer you anything?
10.) Yes - that is a copy of the autobiography of Lee Iacocca. No - it is not mine.
Sunday, February 3, 2008
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