Ten things I know....

1.) Stopping on rollerskates requires a special type of coordination that I do not possess.

2.) If you brine a 20 pound turkey in a 5 gallon bucket, it is not smart to flip the turkey over at 5:00am at the top of three flights of stairs. It is, in fact, quite messy.

3.) The frost-your-own cupcake station is always a crowd pleaser.

4.) The Game of Life - so fun when you were a kid - is actually quite depressing as an adult.

5.) You really can't have too many types of lipstick.

6.) What Jesus would do.

7.) When executed correctly, both glitter and fishnets are appropriate professional office attire. Chainmail is pushing it.

8.) It is superfun to throw a Christmas tree off of your top floor porch.

9.) If you ask in just the right way, you can in fact have your eye doctor drop your contact lenses off at your house.

10.) You are super attractive and too smart for your own good.