Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Notes from the front: Regarding online dating

1.)I am exhausted of crafting delicately worded emails to strangers. It's like a never ending version of small talk, with additional judgement for poor spelling and punctuation.

2.) I should probably get a city sticker for my car before I go out on a date with a cop.

3 comments:

Chertiozhnik said...

I'm into the same racket and have so far acquired

1) Taller than me and incredibly thin

2) Short and round like a ball

I am hoping to meet the median soon.

Maybe I should just make my criteria clearer to save time and trouble... must have POTS of MONEY and a penchant for stranded ex-intellectuals. GSOH optional.

Wickedred said...

How is one an EX-intellectual? That's more a state of being - is it not?

Chertiozhnik said...

A state of been, as it happens.