Five things that you might not want to hear onsite at your Annual Meeting.

1.) "Double-booked with Lollapalooza"

2.) Any combination of the words "Headquarter Hotel" and "Norovirus"

3.) "Taxi Strike"

4.) Any combination of the words "Whole Building," "Water Pressure," and "Outhouse Conditions"

5.) "Slight load-bearing miscalculation"

It has been recommended that next year we sacrifice a goat.