1.) Trust any alcoholic beverage that is a color that doesn't occur in nature.
2.) Take Communion
3.) Eat Oysters
4.) Fly with a layover when there is any other option.
5.) Give the kitten a dip in sulfuric solution while wearing short sleeves. Or anything less than kevlar.
Ow.
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