I'm good at many things, if I do say so myself. Experience and time have proven this true. The flip-side of this equation is that in those areas at which I have no skills - I'm really quite appallingly bad. Far more incompetent than the average bear.
Here are ten of the many things at which I simply suck.
1.) Laundry
2.) Catching (and its sibling - throwing)
3.) Waiting
4.) Geography (I used to date a man who mockingly called me "Magellan" I was so horrifying.)
5.) Gardening
6.) Math more complicated than very simple algebra.
7.) Parking
8.) Carpentry and electrical things. (I consider this a great tragedy. I can occasionally prove to be a halfway decent plumber though.)
9.) Putting away tupperware
10.) Riding a bicycle. (oddly - I find cyclists fascinating - but won't get on a bike)
There are more - but ten is enough for one day - don'tcha think?
Feel free to guess what the others may be!
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If you do simple algebra you are way ahead of the rest.
Like being a calligrapher in Hong Kong or China, just set up a board with "Your Differential Equations Solved" and wait for the crowds to gather.
Not as simple as selling lemonade, so maybe a more aggressive sales pitch is required.
As for the other nine, being sucky is a badge of honour, imho.
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