So he does. Inside he gets a bowl of vanilla ice cream, eating it rather clumsily, seeing as how he doesn't have hands. When he is done, he waddles over to the service station.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Jokey McJokerson Says....
So he does. Inside he gets a bowl of vanilla ice cream, eating it rather clumsily, seeing as how he doesn't have hands. When he is done, he waddles over to the service station.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
So it does not go unsaid...
Joy for Monday! Ladies and gentlemen - I give you...Martin Sexton
This is a relatively crappy video. He is however, the best live show I have ever seen. I don't think this completely does him justice, but it's worth a listen to...and I'm out of apocalyptic ponies and mermaids. So this is the Joy you're gonna get today.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Ten things I'm really really bad at...
Here are ten of the many things at which I simply suck.
1.) Laundry
2.) Catching (and its sibling - throwing)
3.) Waiting
4.) Geography (I used to date a man who mockingly called me "Magellan" I was so horrifying.)
5.) Gardening
6.) Math more complicated than very simple algebra.
7.) Parking
8.) Carpentry and electrical things. (I consider this a great tragedy. I can occasionally prove to be a halfway decent plumber though.)
9.) Putting away tupperware
10.) Riding a bicycle. (oddly - I find cyclists fascinating - but won't get on a bike)
There are more - but ten is enough for one day - don'tcha think?
Feel free to guess what the others may be!
Monday, September 17, 2007
Joy for Monday! Redux...
Forgive me Father for I have sinned....
Yeah - I posted something from The Little Mermaid. I was drunk. And my blood sugar was crashing. I will however confess that I do know more of the words to that song than I should. What can I say.
Anyway - perhaps Foamy can be the picked ginger in the sushi platter that is Buckets of Glitter. Enjoy.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Well - Happy Freaking Birthday!
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
I'm home sick...would you like some JOY?
Ugh. I'm at home. The doctor tells me I have a "bad cold." Helpful.
Anyway - there is no actual reason to post this. I have no idea what to make of it - but it's totally worth watching. For you...enjoy.
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Monday is here. and so is the JOY!
What says welcome to your week better than a little musical comedy? And dancing with raincoats - don't forget that.
Saturday, September 8, 2007
Insert witty title here that makes sense of Alice, sauce, Pandora, ugly shoes, hot dogs and Seinfeld.
Joy? .....for Saturday
This song...lovely.The video treatment here is a little on the precious side...but apparently the snark of depth has left me for a bit. I'm sure it will be back soon. I promise I'll get funnier as the week progresses.
Friday, September 7, 2007
Hmmm - perhaps we should just all smoke then...
9/04/2007-According to an AP report, a doctor at Denver's National Jewish Medical and Research Center has written to federal regulators that they may have the first case of a consumer who developed lung disease from the fumes of microwaving popcorn several times a day for years.
It was just one case and the doctor cautioned that they cannot be sure that the patient's exposure to butter-flavored microwave popcorn from daily heavy preparation has caused his lung disease. However, there is currently no other plausible explanation, according to the doctor.
The lung disease was first noticed in workers who make flavorings or use them to produce microwave popcorn. Production workers employed by flavoring manufacturers (or those who use flavorings in the production process) often handle a large number of chemicals, many of which can be highly irritating to breathe in high concentrations.
Diacetyl has been used as a butter flavor ingredient for several years and is approved for this use by the Food and Drug Administration. It has been the subject of lawsuits by workers at food factories exposed to the flavoring.
Butter flavors used in microwave popcorn generally contain significantly more diacetyl than other types of flavors because of consumer preference, and microwave popcorn manufacturing and preparation processes.
The Flavor and Extract Manufacturers Association issued a statement Tuesday recommending that its members reduce "to the extent possible" the amount of diacetyl in butter flavorings they make.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Because I can...joy for THURSDAY!
Hello friends - extra bonus joy here! Not safe for work because of the naughty words. Well- REALLY not safe for work if you work somewhere that likes god a lot. Other than that you're doin okay.
Thanks to Nougat for the tip off.
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Deep Thoughts: Happiness is ...finding your skate key
Monday, September 3, 2007
Sunday, September 2, 2007
Ten things I feel like judging today...
The hammer of judgement falls again...
1.) Cashmere/silk blends - mmmmm, fuzzy.
2.) Dismissiveness - Highly underrated.
3.) Dim Sum Delivery - Awesome, and dangerous.
4.) Manheim Steamroller - Ugh. why? WHY?
5.) Rachel Ray - Potentially the most annoying woman on the planet.
6.) People that try to chat with me on the airplane - Brave.
7.) Itchy thin socks - The work of the devil - or at least a side project of one of his minions.
8.) Chopsticks - Handy for separating the men from the boys.
9.) Cantaloupe - Worst fruit EVER.
10.) Tim Gunn - Spectacular, Snazzy and Darling. If I met him on the street he would probably yell at me for having all of my clothes slightly out of place, but I love him anyway. Project Runway - season premiere November 14! check your local listings.