Words I can’t spell:
1.) Definitely
2.) Opportunities
3.) Hors D'oeuvres
4.) Yogurt
5.) Hieronymus
Places I can’t locate on a map:
1.) Nebraska
2.) Wyoming
3.) New Zealand
4.) The country formerly known as Chad
5.) Kentucky
Things I can’t care about:
1.) Perfectly organized files
2.) Flying Squirrels
3.) Jenna Jameson (Although I did go to college with this guy (LINK SO NSFW) so at least there is a porn star somewhere I can care about.
4.) Probiotics
5.) Nebraska
People I can’t like
1.) Bjork
2.) Vincent D’Onofrio
3.) The nasty flaming bartender at my favorite bar. Sad that.
4.) George Bush
5.) This guy:
4 comments:
An acquaintance of mine at Oxford U went on to bill as "Donkey Dick".
Very British sort of fate, somehow. Understated, and all that.
Chad's not a country anymore?!?!?!??
WTF?!?!?!?!?!??
Still on the road? Oh where have you gone, Buckets of Glitter?
Great post. These words can indeed be tricky to spell. I hate this word: "procrastinate". I almost never manage to spell it right. :S
I don't like George Bush either. I hate that guy.
Hihi, who could care about perfect organized files? xD
Keep up the good work! Your blog is hilarious. =)
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