Ten things I know!
1.) The Supreme Court has made a really grievous error in judgment. Guess I should start saving up now to have my vote matter for anything.
2.) Fewer things feel like a job better done than hitting the rare trifecta of a gift that equally delights your 30-something year old best friend and her four year old niece, and also mortifies your boyfriend to the same degree while he is carrying it home from the store.
3.) Spin class is more fun when they play the club mix of Jesus Christ Superstar. If someone ever started a spin class that was the soundtrack to Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and we were all allowed to sing, I would go EVERY SINGLE DAY.
4.) Muppets are awesome.
5.) So is cake.
6.) I cannot now, nor ever will, be convinced that a life devoid of creative or humanitarian pursuit is a life worth living.
7.) There are fewer things more annoying in life than the fact that the second your laundry is done, there is more laundry to do. If someone invents flattering disposable clothes, I’m the first person in line.
8.) The first sign that you might not be as awesome as you might think you are is the fact that you consistently tell people how awesome you are.
9.) This band is totally a hipster gimmick, yet all men of any age seem impervious to that. I can’t imagine why…
10.) Apparently, when dating a librarian, it’s a wise idea to return your library books on time. Otherwise, he will take your library card from you and not give it back. Ever.
