Jokey McJokerson rides again!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?


Cause she was a WOMAN.



heh. I should be horribly offended by this joke. Oddly - I'm not. But I doubt that's surprising.

The vengeful return of Jokey McJokerson...

Two blonds were walking through the woods when they came across some tracks. The first blond said "Look, deer tracks!" while the second blond insisted, "No those are bear tracks." They argued. Then the train hit them.

Jokey McJokerson Says....

So this penguin is driving cross country during a hot summer, when his car breaks down. Fortunately, he rolls to a stop right next to a gas station. The attendant says he'll check it out, and suggests that the penguin waddle across the street to a convenience store, where it's cool.

So he does. Inside he gets a bowl of vanilla ice cream, eating it rather clumsily, seeing as how he doesn't have hands. When he is done, he waddles over to the service station.

The mechanic looks up from his car and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

The penguin says, "Nah, it's just vanilla ice cream."

ba dum bum...old joke. Copied it off of Weingatern's chat though - so thank's to him for typing it up.